Sans blinked, surprise covering his still slightly mortified features. “I DID ATTEMPT SUCH A DEVIOUS PLAN, AT FIRST….BUT AS YOU KNOW, SHE IS A SLIPPERY SNAIL! SHE EASILY SAW THROUGH MY PLOTS AND DISCOVERED THE TRUTH ON HER OWN!” “you didn’t have to tell her i was in heat! you coulda just….i dunno….told her i got sick and needed to be alone, or something.” “nooo, papyrus! why’d you tell her that?” Sans was not comforted by this in the least however, allowing his head to fall back down to the wood of the station with a solid thump, letting out a mortified groan as he did so. “OH, DO NOT FRET ABOUT THAT, BROTHER! I HAVE INFORMED HER OF THE SITUATION, AND SHE ASSURED ME THAT SHE WOULD TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS! I IMAGINE THAT SHE’S ALREADY ON HER ‘HOLIDAY’ AS WE SPEAK, NYEH HEH HEH!” i can control myself – besides, y/n’ll be at home, and-” “SANS, YOU LISTEN TO ME! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME!” Papyrus instantly shushed him, frowning disapprovingly, hands positioned firmly on his hip-bones as his voice regained his usual commanding air. “….YOU’RE IN HEAT, CORRECT? BROTHER, YOU SHOULD BE RELAXING AT HOME! IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT TO MISS THE WEEK, AND I’LL SPEND THE TIME AT UNDYNE’S-” Papyrus leaned in a little closer, his brow furrowed with concern as he hushed his tone just a touch – it was at that precise moment that Sans knew that he’d been caught in the act. “….don’t know what’re talking about, bro.” Still, he feigned ignorance for now, just in the off chance that he was wrong.
But considering that he was probably letting off pheromones like some kind of beacon, he really shouldn’t be too surprised. Sans winced at that – he’d honestly thought that he was hiding it pretty well. “DO NOT ‘SUP’ ME, BROTHER! AND DO NOT THINK OF ME AS BLIND! I CAN SEE WHAT…. Sans wearily raised his head from the frigid wood of his station, reflexively clenching his fists as he forced a smile up at his brother. So this is a commission for the lovely Time for heats and accidental walk-ins, oh my.
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